Last week, two of Rep. Lauren Boebert's (R-Co.) neighbors had to call the police on her troubled husband, Jayson, after he had a little meltdown when they asked him to stop driving his son's dune buggy at 50 mph down the quiet street. According to the 911 calls that the Denver Post was able to collect, the neighbors said that Jayson Boebert, 41, threatened them and others, drove over a mailbox with his truck, and seemed to be intoxicated while operating it.
"I have no doubt that he is well stocked. Do you know the name of his wife? Boebert, Lauren She is wealthy. One neighbor reported to the police that "they are all armed." "He simply got face-to-face and chest-to-chest, looking to fight."
Another neighbor called 911 and said, "There's about to be some stuff going down here." It's Jayson Boebert, the jerk wife of Lauren Boebert.
In addition, the second neighbor said Jayson was "stupid as a post," "probably intoxicated," and ought to be detained for a DUI. At one point in the call, the neighbor could be overheard shouting at Jayson directly, "Stop, you fool! Leave this place immediately. Please, guy. What do you have to say? What did we do incorrectly?
According to the Post, police finally decided against filing charges or making any arrests in favor of letting the neighbors resolve the issue on their own. That street must have some very great block parties.
As you may recall, Jayson Boebert was sentenced to prison for public indecency after pleading guilty to showing his penis to two youngsters at a bowling alley. In her biography (My American Life, published in July), his wife, the congresswoman, defended him by asserting that her husband had only whipped his dick out in public because the teen girls had "begged" to see the tattoo on it. Of course, this would not account for the fact that they later reported him and imprisoned him for the event.
The Bombers also recently made news when the landlord of their gun-themed café, Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado (I am not making this up), declined to renew their lease, forcing them to shut down. My sincere apologies go out to the citizens in Colorado who chose this woman for office and will now have to find another place to get their Locked N' Loaded Nachos.
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